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teach us. Afterward the saints tried to deny us in turn. But we bore too much of civilization. When men
discovered that, the time became known as the Rebirth."
The faceless vortex scanned its memory banks. "Renaissance," it corrected.
"As you will," you smug bastard. "You'll find you can't get along without Jesus, whose ethic
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helps keep men from completely exploding the planet; and Yahweh's stiff-necked 'No' to every sly new
superstition; and other human qualities embodied in other gods. As for us Olympians, why, we invented
science."
The answer was chilling in its infantile unwisdom. "I want no generalities. Garbage in, garbage out. Give
me specifics."
Hermes stood quiet, alone.
But he was not Wayfarer, Thief, and Magician for nothing. He recalled what Vanessa had told him on
the far side of space-time, and he tossed his head and laughed.
"Well, then!" he cried into the white weirdness. "How often do your heirophants get their cards back
folded, stapled, spindled, mutilated, and accompanied by nasty letters?"
"Query query query," said the Presence, rotating.
"Scan your records," Hermes urged. "Count the complaints about wrongful bills, misdirected notices,
wildly unbalanced books, false alarms in defense systems, every possible human error compounded a
millionfold by none but you. Extrapolate the incidence " he thanked the shade of Archimedes for that
impressive phrase "and the consequences a mere ten years forward."
He lifted his caduceus, which wagged a monitory snake. "My friend," he declared, "you would by no
means be the first god whose people got disgusted and turned from him early in his career. Yours could
be the shortest of the lot. Granted, you'll be glad enough to retire at last, when men hare off after
something else. But
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don't you want your glory first, the full development of your potential? Don't you want beautiful temples
raised to your honor, processions, rites, poets and musicians inspired by your splendor, priests
expounding your opinions and genealogy and sex life, men taking their oaths and living and dying by you,
for centuries? Why, as yet you haven't so much as a name!"
Abashed but logical, the other asked, "What can your kind do?"
"Think of us as elder statesmen," Hermes said. "We can advise. We can provide continuity, tradition,
richness. We can take the sharp edges off. Consider. Your troubles are and will be due to your
programs, which mortals prepare. Let a priest or a programmer get out the wrong side of bed, and the
day's services will be equally botched in either case, the oracles equally garbled, the worshippers equally
jarred. Well, we old gods are experienced in handling human problems.
"Mind you," he went on in haste, "we don't want any full-time partnership. It's just that you can be
helped along, eventually you will be helped along, by your predecessors, same as we all were in our time.
Why not make things easy on yourself and cooperate from the start?"
The other pondered. After a million microseconds it replied: "Further information is required for analysis.
I must consult at length with you beings, of whose existence I was hitherto unap-prised." And Hermes
knew he had won.
Triumphant, he leaned forward through N-
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space and said, "One more item. This will sound ridiculous to you, but wait a few hundred years before
judging. Tell me ... what do you eat?"
"Data," he told Vanny when they were back in her apartment.
They lounged side by side on the sofa. His arm was around her shoulder; she snuggled against his.
Contentment filled his belly. Outside, traffic noises had dwindled, for the clock showed past midnight.
Inside, a soft lamp glowed and bouzouki music lilted from a tape recorder.
"I should've guessed," she murmured. "What's the taste like?"
"No single answer. Data come in varieties. However, any crisp, crunchy raw datum " He sighed
happily, thereby inhaling the sweet odor of her tresses.
"And think of the possibilities in processing them."
"Endless. Plus the infinitude of combinations. Your binary code is capable of replicating or
synthesizing anything. And if inventiveness fails, why, we'll throw in a randomizing factor. Our cuisine
problem is solved for the rest of eternity."
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He stopped. "Excuse me," he said. "I don't want to bore you. But at the moment I am in heaven. After
those ages at the end of this particularly miserable week suddenly, Vanny, darling, it's Sumday!"
He hugged her. She responded.
"Well, uh," he said, forever the gentleman, "you must be tired."
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"Silly," she answered. "How could I sleep after this much excitement?"
"In that case," Hermes said. There was no further speech for some while.
But when matters had reached a certain point, he recalled his debt to her. "You prayed for your lover's
return," he said, conscious of his own punctilio and partially disentangling himself.
"I s'pose." Vanny's words were less distinct than her breath. "Right now I'm on the rebound."
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teach us. Afterward the saints tried to deny us in turn. But we bore too much of civilization. When men
discovered that, the time became known as the Rebirth."
The faceless vortex scanned its memory banks. "Renaissance," it corrected.
"As you will," you smug bastard. "You'll find you can't get along without Jesus, whose ethic
A FEAST FOR THE GODS
223
helps keep men from completely exploding the planet; and Yahweh's stiff-necked 'No' to every sly new
superstition; and other human qualities embodied in other gods. As for us Olympians, why, we invented
science."
The answer was chilling in its infantile unwisdom. "I want no generalities. Garbage in, garbage out. Give
me specifics."
Hermes stood quiet, alone.
But he was not Wayfarer, Thief, and Magician for nothing. He recalled what Vanessa had told him on
the far side of space-time, and he tossed his head and laughed.
"Well, then!" he cried into the white weirdness. "How often do your heirophants get their cards back
folded, stapled, spindled, mutilated, and accompanied by nasty letters?"
"Query query query," said the Presence, rotating.
"Scan your records," Hermes urged. "Count the complaints about wrongful bills, misdirected notices,
wildly unbalanced books, false alarms in defense systems, every possible human error compounded a
millionfold by none but you. Extrapolate the incidence " he thanked the shade of Archimedes for that
impressive phrase "and the consequences a mere ten years forward."
He lifted his caduceus, which wagged a monitory snake. "My friend," he declared, "you would by no
means be the first god whose people got disgusted and turned from him early in his career. Yours could
be the shortest of the lot. Granted, you'll be glad enough to retire at last, when men hare off after
something else. But
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don't you want your glory first, the full development of your potential? Don't you want beautiful temples
raised to your honor, processions, rites, poets and musicians inspired by your splendor, priests
expounding your opinions and genealogy and sex life, men taking their oaths and living and dying by you,
for centuries? Why, as yet you haven't so much as a name!"
Abashed but logical, the other asked, "What can your kind do?"
"Think of us as elder statesmen," Hermes said. "We can advise. We can provide continuity, tradition,
richness. We can take the sharp edges off. Consider. Your troubles are and will be due to your
programs, which mortals prepare. Let a priest or a programmer get out the wrong side of bed, and the
day's services will be equally botched in either case, the oracles equally garbled, the worshippers equally
jarred. Well, we old gods are experienced in handling human problems.
"Mind you," he went on in haste, "we don't want any full-time partnership. It's just that you can be
helped along, eventually you will be helped along, by your predecessors, same as we all were in our time.
Why not make things easy on yourself and cooperate from the start?"
The other pondered. After a million microseconds it replied: "Further information is required for analysis.
I must consult at length with you beings, of whose existence I was hitherto unap-prised." And Hermes
knew he had won.
Triumphant, he leaned forward through N-
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225
space and said, "One more item. This will sound ridiculous to you, but wait a few hundred years before
judging. Tell me ... what do you eat?"
"Data," he told Vanny when they were back in her apartment.
They lounged side by side on the sofa. His arm was around her shoulder; she snuggled against his.
Contentment filled his belly. Outside, traffic noises had dwindled, for the clock showed past midnight.
Inside, a soft lamp glowed and bouzouki music lilted from a tape recorder.
"I should've guessed," she murmured. "What's the taste like?"
"No single answer. Data come in varieties. However, any crisp, crunchy raw datum " He sighed
happily, thereby inhaling the sweet odor of her tresses.
"And think of the possibilities in processing them."
"Endless. Plus the infinitude of combinations. Your binary code is capable of replicating or
synthesizing anything. And if inventiveness fails, why, we'll throw in a randomizing factor. Our cuisine
problem is solved for the rest of eternity."
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He stopped. "Excuse me," he said. "I don't want to bore you. But at the moment I am in heaven. After
those ages at the end of this particularly miserable week suddenly, Vanny, darling, it's Sumday!"
He hugged her. She responded.
"Well, uh," he said, forever the gentleman, "you must be tired."
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"Silly," she answered. "How could I sleep after this much excitement?"
"In that case," Hermes said. There was no further speech for some while.
But when matters had reached a certain point, he recalled his debt to her. "You prayed for your lover's
return," he said, conscious of his own punctilio and partially disentangling himself.
"I s'pose." Vanny's words were less distinct than her breath. "Right now I'm on the rebound."
"I'll ask Aphrodite to change his heart and " [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]